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It could just be the ibuprofane talking

So after over a year I actually feel like writing fic!

I have like "ideas" running through my head! Situations and sentence fragments and scenes! All just witing to be strung together!

I'm thinking of writing some holiday ficlets! Leave me a prompt and I'll write you a small something before the New Year! You can be as vague or as specific as you like.

Stuff I'll write: Star Trek XI, Sulu/Chekov, of course, any combination of Kirk/Spock/McCoy/Uhura, Sulu with anyone, Scotty with anyone except Chekov. I'll give anything of the following a go, but if I get really stuck I might ask if you'll compromise/change: Harry Potter, Good Omens, Death Note, Disney, Firefly, Narnia, When They Cry series, Utena, Fairy Tales. I'm mostly comfortable with ratings upto R.

Stuff I won't/can't write: Non-con. Edgeplay. Breathplay. Actually I won't be able to write any ~heavy~ kinks like incest, watersports, etc. I won't write Chekov with anyone other than Sulu.

Please do! It'll cost you nothing! You'll get fic! I'll exercise the thinking muscles! Win-win!

And in case you don't feel like asking in case we've drifted apart or were never close: Anon commenting is on. IP logging off. Remember that your comment won't automatically anon. When you write a comment press the "More Options" button and click "Anonymous".

Go Wild.

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littlewolfstar
Nov. 14th, 2011 04:25 pm (UTC)
*runs in and hugs you tightly*

Misha and Tosha get up to shenanigans at Starfleet :D
secret_weapon
Nov. 14th, 2011 04:44 pm (UTC)
*hugs you back*

OMG the twins! I'd almost forgotten all about the Chulu!babies! XD

(Umm do you mean academy or like on a mission or something? cos I was thinking academy but I can adjust :))

I think they get by with a little help from their friends! ;)
littlewolfstar
Nov. 15th, 2011 03:08 am (UTC)
*squishes more* I have missed you ;0;

I did also think Academy! \0/ :D

Btw, would it be okay for me to podfic the chulu baby fics?
secret_weapon
Nov. 15th, 2011 11:49 am (UTC)
I missed you too! I miss our random baby!fic-storming!

Oh yeah, sure! go for it! send me a link when you do :P
secret_weapon
Nov. 28th, 2011 07:12 pm (UTC)
Try Not to Sing Out of Key Part 1
Or 'Captain Fine and the Shirtless Scene vs Head Bitch in Charge'

It wasn’t that Jarock particularly liked disorder. After all, he was part Vulcan and, though he would never admit it to anyone, least of all himself, he felt the need to be just as good a son as a full-Vulcan.

Jarock would carefully make lists and plans and even the odd colour coded chart or two. He would always start out having the best of intentions. It’s just that thing never seemed to pan out the way he thought they would.

Of course, that fact that Anton and Mikhail Sulu were his best friends might have had more than a little something to do with that.

*

“You have a list of things you want to do at Starfleet?” Tosha asked, disbelievingly. He plucked Jarock’s PADD out of his hand and started to scroll down it.

“Makes sense, I guess” Misha said. “Do you think we should have a list too?”

Jarock shrugged. “I do not see why you shouldn’t share my list,” he said. “I’m sure mist of our goals are compatible.”

They were in their new three-person dorm-room. The twins’ parents had suggested that they all get different room-mates for the experience, but Jarock’s Dad had rightly pointed out that at least this way at least they’d know what they were getting into.

“I dunno,” said Tosha. “We can’t all be top of our year.”

“Well, obviously, that one is for me,” Jarock said. “But there are many others that we could do together.”

“Hmm,” Misha said, peering over his brother’s shoulder. “I love you, Jay, but I don’t want to lose my virginity with you.”

Jarock sighed. “You know what I mean!”

“Beat the Kobayashi Maru?” Tosha said, grinning. “I have always wanted to do that.”

“Didn’t Uncle Jim do that when he was a cadet?” asked Misha.

“Uncle Jim cheated,” Jarock pointed out. “I want to beat it. There’s no such thing as an unsolvable problem.”

“But Uncle Spock said it couldn’t be do -”

“No. Such. Thing.” Tosha interrupted his brother. “Come on, Meesh! We gotta do it!”

Misha rolled his eyes. “Enter into a sexual and or emotional relationship of an unsuitable nature? Jay, don’t take this the wrong way, but I think your plan is to live out a comedy film.”

“So what if it is?” Tosha said. “Those films always look like epic fun!”

“Exactly,” said Jarock. “I have spoken to my father at length about this. He said I should not look back at my time at the academy and have regrets that I did not utilise my time well. He said I should make a list and tick everything off!”

Misha looked doubtful. “I’m not sure he had ‘Participate or Observe a Wet T-Shirt contest’ in mind.”

Tosha put down Jarock’s PADD, walked over to his twin and took him by his shoulders. He looked into his eyes solemnly.

“Uh oh,” said Misha. “I don’t like where this is going.”

“Mikhail Pavlovich Chekov Sulu,” Tosha said. “You’ve been my brother for eighteen years. And Jarock has practically been our brother for seventeen and a half of those eighteen years in all things except his name.”

“And parentage,” Jarock said. “It might be more apt to describe us as virtual cousins, rather than virtual brothers, although - “

“I’m trying to make a speech here, Jay!” said Tosha, letting go of Misha’s shoulders. “Come here a second, willya!”

Tosha put one arm around Jarock’s shoulders and another around Misha’s.

“Look boys, we’re in this together! And we owe it to ourselves, no wait - we owe it to the academy to get the most out of our time here! No experience is wasted. Every mistake, every mishap, ever false move is but a step on the way to our becoming better men! I say we take that list, and we do the fuck out of every item of it. And then we will cross them the fuck off! Who’s with me!”

“I’m with you!” Jarock shouted!

“I’m … along-side you, I guess.” said Misha, distinctly less enthused. “But if me and Tosh are the twins in your twin fantasy I am so out.”
“What twin fantasy?” asked Jarock, grabbing his PADD. “I don’t have any twin fantasies. That’s just gro - Tosha!

“Yeah sorry,” said Tosha. “I just wanted to freak the two of you out. But whatever. I say we start with Item 26 - ‘Start a rock band’.”

“A rock band,” said Misha. “Now you’re talking my language.”
secret_weapon
Nov. 28th, 2011 07:15 pm (UTC)
Try Not to Sing Out of Key Part 2
[Cos was too long for one comment, apparently. Also, there's a lot of swearing in this one!]

“But we were always going to be in a band together!” Tosha cried. “We agreed.

Demora winced. “I’m not saying I won’t do it. Just not right now. H.B.I.C. needs me.”

“We need you,” Misha protested. “And you said! You said when we started at Starfleet we’d have our own band!”

“And we will” said Demora. “Just wait until ‘Battle of the Bands’ is over.2

“It isn’t fair,” muttered Jarock. “This is going to ruin my list. I had a plan! It was ordered! I was -”

“I’m sorry,” said Demora. “Look guys, I know when we were kids - “

“It was this summer!” snapped Tosha. “And you’re just flaking on us cos now you’re in this cool new bitchy girl band.”

“Hey!”

“It’s in the title!”

Joanna looked up from tuning her guitar. “If it’s an issue, Dem, I can always ask -”

“No!” Demora glared at the three boys. “I made a commitment to Jo that I’d see her through Battle of the Bands.”

“You made a commitment to me,” countered Tosha. “What happened to their old drummer any way?”

“Carpel tunnel,” said Jo. “I don’t want there to be no family feud on account of us, Demora. It was good of you to help out, but maybe -”

“They’re just being big babies,” said Demora. “You can’t always have what you want Tosha!”

“What about what I want,” said Misha. “And what Jarock wants?”

“All I want,” said Jarock, “Is to know why this keeps happening to me?”

“Yeah, well,” said Tosha. “You’re just being a big - a big - bitch. And not one in charge! One who’s just a bitch because of their bitchy -” he gestured wildly. “Their bitchy bitch-face!”

“Ok, fine!” said Demi, “I’m a mean bitch. But still not as big of a whiny bitch as you are! Why do you even think I’d want to join your whiny bitchy band?”

“Hey!” said Misha.

“Don’t be mean about the band!” said Jarock. “We don’t even have a band yet and you’re being mean about it!”

“I don’t think ‘bitch’ even sounds like a word to me any more,” said Jo.

“We don’t need you anyway!” said Tosha. He snatched up a “Battle of the Bands” flyer and waved in Demora’s face. “You have fun with your girl band! We’re going to have a boy bnd and it’s going to be totally awesome! So awesome that it’s gonna make ‘Head Bitch in Charge’ its bitch! Come on, boys!”

“Go lick a clit!” shrieked Demi after him.

Misha glanced at Demora and then ran after his twin. Jarock hesitated for a second. He was sure that there was nothing but trouble to come, but then, he had wanted a first semester full of adventure. He ran after the twins just as Joanna started to laugh.

*

[More later! ... It's a start, right?]
littlewolfstar
Nov. 29th, 2011 04:31 am (UTC)
Re: Try Not to Sing Out of Key Part 2
*MAKES EMBARRASSING SQUEAKY NOISES*

SECREEETTTTTT SSSSSEECRREEEEEEEEEEEEET asdfghjklasdfghjksdfghjksdfghjkdfghjsdfghjdsfghjsdfghdfghj

I don't even have WORDS to express my feelings. ALL MY FEELINGS.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

excuse me I have to go calm down.
secret_weapon
Nov. 29th, 2011 08:51 am (UTC)
Re: Try Not to Sing Out of Key Part 2
Hee!

I'm going to assume that you approve, then! :P
littlewolfstar
Dec. 1st, 2011 03:11 am (UTC)
Re: Try Not to Sing Out of Key Part 2
STILL NOT QUITE RECOVERED FROM FEELINGS. I APPROVE SO HARD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
EXCEPT MAYBE FINISH EDITING ALL THE WORLD IS A BIRTHDAY CAKE AND SEND THAT TO YOU.
katmarajade
Nov. 16th, 2011 02:58 pm (UTC)
Sulu and Chekov, of course! Both with secret, thought-to-be-unrequited feelings. Finally one of them breaks. "Because it's Christmas, and at Christmas you tell the truth" a la Love Actually. ♥
secret_weapon
Nov. 17th, 2011 01:30 pm (UTC)
Love Actually is like my favourite Christmas movie ever. ♥
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